SCP-294 Break Room Mug

Dispenses any liquid you ask for. Probably.

Special Containment Procedures

Item S19-401 is to be kept in the Site-19 break room. Personnel are prohibited from requesting "a cup of joe" in the presence of Researcher Joe [REDACTED].

Description

A tribute to the coffee machine that can pour anything. Front reads "SCP-294 — Requests Logged"; the back carries a short, heavily redacted request log.

Specifications

• 11 oz or 15 oz white ceramic
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Printed on demand

Source attribution

• "SCP-294" by Arbelac — scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-294, CC BY-SA 3.0